Three friends go to a local bar after drinking all night…

The three of them had just parked the car in front of the bar on Walnut Street. There wasn’t much traffic at 5:00 AM in this town, and parking was always a non-issue. Greg put a coin in the meter just in case.

“Who’s gonna give us a ticket this time of night?” said Jimmy. He was driving Dick’s car because they figured he was the least drunk of the three. It was a long night and they had spent most of their money at the club before it closed 4:00 AM. “I hate this place.”

“That should last us ‘till we’re done,” he said.

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